A new Programming Language is born. Fortron to dominate the scene!

Hi guys,
we're happy to announce the brand new release of the new Programming language
FORTRON 2040. v0.1.8.973.191 (BETA42)
Key features:
Hype template engineering language v.349Beta344556 ( ALPHABETA )
Dynamic language contructs: Closures, ( deprecated in 5 minutes ), Apertures ( already deporecated in v .0.0.0.0.02442323BETA 6a ) the faboulous SWITCHIFWHILE construct which does absolutely nothing!
Fastest compiler ever, ( always prints out "HELLO WORLD" ) with only one exception thrown ( The awesome/awful AnalPointerException ) .

Update: the new release v0.1.8.973.192 (BETA1) ( codename: ATREYU ) is ready, all the stuff above IS NO MORE VALID! Check the manual for help migrating to the new version ( remember that now is v0.1.8.973.193 (BETA2) ( codename: FORTIOR ) )